Sonic 2HOLY SHIT OMHG

I've been playing a lot more Sonic 2 lately. Yesterday I came upon some breakthrough discoveries. As you notice above, Tails has a shield. To do this, you must first get a shield as Sonic, then use debug mode and hit a transfer box. This will switch the shield from Sonic to Tails. This does not affect Tails at all, although he keeps the shield until the end of the level. The same method works with invincibility and Super Sonic.

Holy shit we are unstoppable!






And if I go super, Tails' shield turns yellow. This is because Sonic shares his palette with the blue shield, and thus if he becomes yellow, the shield does too.


This also does not affect game play whatsoever, but it looks fucking savage.


I spent 3 hours playing around with this. 3 hours. Fuck me lol.

Everything after may 2> may 2 and prior

I know I am a douche. I re-read my old postings. I sound like a douche. I KNEW this would happen.

But anyway, I'm turning over a new leaf. College is coming, and with that will be less douche-y blog posts.

New Venom Comic Released by Marvel

Yeah, new Venom one shot released by Marvel, not drawn by me. Some people are calling it "amateur", but I think it's pretty cool.

8 Bit Theatre Is Not Funny

I remember seeing the 8-bit Theatre comics around 2003 or so and thinking they were really unfunny. 6 years later, I'm thinking the exact same thing.


I don't know what it is about internet nerds and their lack of funny-ness, but it's rampant among them. Some web comics are pretty good, xkcd and Perry Bible being some of them, but you notice that those guys are actually artists, aka putting in more than half an hour into a single comic.





Look at the comic above. Considering I haven't seen any of these in many years, I am technically "out of the loop", but even if I have missed a lot of reoccurring jokes or themes, technically this comic should be funny on it's own without the reader knowing previous references. That's why in the newspaper, if a comic has a story about a cat running away (i don't know) on Monday, On Tuesday the continuation of that comic will have a small recap.



But going back to why these aren't funny. Look at this. Tell me if you understand what's going on. From what I can tell, it's a guy throwing people into the sky one by one. Okay, so I do understand it, but that doesn't mean it's not stupid. That's one reason why this is not funny: the author is using sprites to communicate something, but it doesn't work. There are no facial expressions, it's just slightly edited face in every panel. Going back to xkcd, that guy has minimalist artwork, but he makes details clear. He doesn't draw faces on his characters, but he can show emotions.


I don't think this is an issue of me "not getting it". I think the comic is stupid, and that's why I'm not reading it.

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I am so bored with everything. My weekends have sucked an unusual amount of dick lately, and when going into the week I feel fatigued and sad.

Yesterday I had a audition at a college. It went okay. I'm glad I survived. Anyhow, that night, I came home and did nothing. Apparently there was a party that night. My phone is broken, so no one could get in touch with me.

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So now I feel like this week is going to be extra shitty, because I didn't do anything of value on my weekend.


So now I'm going to be grumpy and pissy.








I hate everyone.












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I feel very light.


I'm actually not high at all, just light headed due to a bitch cold. I got it yesterday at the start of my 4 day weekend. Fuckin sucks.

I also have a late essay due yesterday that I might get an extension for monday on a book I didn't finish. This has happened before, but this time I'm actually worried. <: I


I don't know. Must be my cold fuckin with me. Or I have dementia.




I hate everyone.

Kids (1995)

Las night I was really bored, so my friend M came over and we rented Kids, the 1995 movie about the spreading of AIDS among the youth in New York City. At the time, Kids was so disturbing and graphic for audiences that it was rated NC-17. In this film, I wasn't the least bit bothered by it. In fact, I was laughing through a lot of it.

That's pretty fucked up, but it was so funny because the characters reminded me of people I've hung out with. The two main dudes would walk around drinking 40's, smoking blunts and pissing on walls. They don't give a fuck about anything; the city is like one big playground. The only difference between them and us is that we go to private school and arn't as tough.

One scene, for example:

Guy1: Let's go to Paul's house
Guy2: Paul? Why? That dude's a fag.
Guy1: Yeah but he always has hella food and shit at his house
Guy2: Oh yeah. Okay let's go.

This is like, a quote lifted DIRECTLY from my life!

The main issue with the film is that Guy1 (Telly) has been spreading HIV to every girl he fucks. And he specifically likes virgins. He doesn't know he has HIV of course, but he's too stupid to get tested. The kid is basically an asshole.

"Nah dude, condoms are wack"

lol...


I think I wasn't as disturbed by it because I am as old as the main characters, and thus, I know about this shit. People smoke, drink, steal. People also have sex. But in 2008, they always use a condom, unless they are incredibly dumb, in which case, that sucks for them.

I liked the film. I liked how they used kids with basically no acting experience. The dialouge felt real, for the most part, and the kids were perfect. And the setting just seems so fun, so carefree.


I think I completely missed the point of the movie. But at least I enjoyed it.