New Venom Comic Released by Marvel

Yeah, new Venom one shot released by Marvel, not drawn by me. Some people are calling it "amateur", but I think it's pretty cool.

8 Bit Theatre Is Not Funny

I remember seeing the 8-bit Theatre comics around 2003 or so and thinking they were really unfunny. 6 years later, I'm thinking the exact same thing.


I don't know what it is about internet nerds and their lack of funny-ness, but it's rampant among them. Some web comics are pretty good, xkcd and Perry Bible being some of them, but you notice that those guys are actually artists, aka putting in more than half an hour into a single comic.





Look at the comic above. Considering I haven't seen any of these in many years, I am technically "out of the loop", but even if I have missed a lot of reoccurring jokes or themes, technically this comic should be funny on it's own without the reader knowing previous references. That's why in the newspaper, if a comic has a story about a cat running away (i don't know) on Monday, On Tuesday the continuation of that comic will have a small recap.



But going back to why these aren't funny. Look at this. Tell me if you understand what's going on. From what I can tell, it's a guy throwing people into the sky one by one. Okay, so I do understand it, but that doesn't mean it's not stupid. That's one reason why this is not funny: the author is using sprites to communicate something, but it doesn't work. There are no facial expressions, it's just slightly edited face in every panel. Going back to xkcd, that guy has minimalist artwork, but he makes details clear. He doesn't draw faces on his characters, but he can show emotions.


I don't think this is an issue of me "not getting it". I think the comic is stupid, and that's why I'm not reading it.

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I am so bored with everything. My weekends have sucked an unusual amount of dick lately, and when going into the week I feel fatigued and sad.

Yesterday I had a audition at a college. It went okay. I'm glad I survived. Anyhow, that night, I came home and did nothing. Apparently there was a party that night. My phone is broken, so no one could get in touch with me.

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So now I feel like this week is going to be extra shitty, because I didn't do anything of value on my weekend.


So now I'm going to be grumpy and pissy.








I hate everyone.












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I feel very light.


I'm actually not high at all, just light headed due to a bitch cold. I got it yesterday at the start of my 4 day weekend. Fuckin sucks.

I also have a late essay due yesterday that I might get an extension for monday on a book I didn't finish. This has happened before, but this time I'm actually worried. <: I


I don't know. Must be my cold fuckin with me. Or I have dementia.




I hate everyone.

Kids (1995)

Las night I was really bored, so my friend M came over and we rented Kids, the 1995 movie about the spreading of AIDS among the youth in New York City. At the time, Kids was so disturbing and graphic for audiences that it was rated NC-17. In this film, I wasn't the least bit bothered by it. In fact, I was laughing through a lot of it.

That's pretty fucked up, but it was so funny because the characters reminded me of people I've hung out with. The two main dudes would walk around drinking 40's, smoking blunts and pissing on walls. They don't give a fuck about anything; the city is like one big playground. The only difference between them and us is that we go to private school and arn't as tough.

One scene, for example:

Guy1: Let's go to Paul's house
Guy2: Paul? Why? That dude's a fag.
Guy1: Yeah but he always has hella food and shit at his house
Guy2: Oh yeah. Okay let's go.

This is like, a quote lifted DIRECTLY from my life!

The main issue with the film is that Guy1 (Telly) has been spreading HIV to every girl he fucks. And he specifically likes virgins. He doesn't know he has HIV of course, but he's too stupid to get tested. The kid is basically an asshole.

"Nah dude, condoms are wack"

lol...


I think I wasn't as disturbed by it because I am as old as the main characters, and thus, I know about this shit. People smoke, drink, steal. People also have sex. But in 2008, they always use a condom, unless they are incredibly dumb, in which case, that sucks for them.

I liked the film. I liked how they used kids with basically no acting experience. The dialouge felt real, for the most part, and the kids were perfect. And the setting just seems so fun, so carefree.


I think I completely missed the point of the movie. But at least I enjoyed it.

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God, shut up.



My friend said (when he thought I was asleep) "dude, he's been really lame tonight," because I didn't want to smoke with him.

Another friend said I "bitched out really hard" for the same reason


Wow. Really? You're mad at me cause I won't smoke with you?


Why don't you both blow each other and then take a bong hit.


Fucking stoners think they're "cultured", lol.



This why I must always question my friends. They turn on me/douche at me (douche- to act like a dick for no reason), and I am left feeling angry. Why am I friends with these people?



Thank god college is coming soon, and thank god I can walk away from this bullshit.

House Party at my House

I am blessed for several reasons

• Parents were gone

• 1 person barfed

• 1 glass broke

And it was a relatively chill party.


And I got my first kiss. But it was the worst first kiss a man can ever have


So this girl (i forgot what I called her in other posts, we'll call her Sara) is a dick fiend. She loves the cock. A regular Blowjob Betty. But she does this shit secretly, she's been sucking Sam's dick for months, doesn't tell anyone about it. She's just really weird about it.

Anyhow, I walked down with her to a stoop a block from my house and we shared a cigarette, and even though we were "drunk", she kept pestering me with questions.

Sara: So Simon, why don't we hang anymore?

Me: Well, it's like this...

S: Just say it. Just tell me. Be honest.

Me: okay well...

S: for once in your life, tell the truth


She really said that to me. Honest to god, those words came out of her mouth

This bitch kept pestering me to until I told her "i just want to be friends". Then she said "okay, but first" and motioned to her lips. I'm not sure if I went in first or if she did, but we started making out.

This was my fist kiss. I was awful, but she was WORSE. She kept biting my lips, it was so violent. It just felt shitty. Then we stopped and she swore me to secrecy.

"If you tell anyone about this, I'll hurt you in ways you can't imagine"

What the fuck is that?

That's a fucking threat! This bitch is CRAZY.


Later on I was in my alley way, and she comes up to me, informing me about Pukey (who luckily did his business outside), and she's real close and I'm like "okay...are we gonna do this?" and she goes "do what?" and I said "come on Sara", and we did it again.

This time I got a fat boner and put my arms around her. It felt great. Then she pulled away and left.


What's my point? My point is she HUSTLED me. I have never felt so robbed, by anyone. Really, it was like she stripped me of my happiness. I've been moody all day, I have no energy to do anything.


Well fuck her. I don't need a vampire bitch with crazy drama attached to her. If I have to wait till college before I have sex, so be it. I don't want it with Sara.