House Party at my House

I am blessed for several reasons

• Parents were gone

• 1 person barfed

• 1 glass broke

And it was a relatively chill party.


And I got my first kiss. But it was the worst first kiss a man can ever have


So this girl (i forgot what I called her in other posts, we'll call her Sara) is a dick fiend. She loves the cock. A regular Blowjob Betty. But she does this shit secretly, she's been sucking Sam's dick for months, doesn't tell anyone about it. She's just really weird about it.

Anyhow, I walked down with her to a stoop a block from my house and we shared a cigarette, and even though we were "drunk", she kept pestering me with questions.

Sara: So Simon, why don't we hang anymore?

Me: Well, it's like this...

S: Just say it. Just tell me. Be honest.

Me: okay well...

S: for once in your life, tell the truth


She really said that to me. Honest to god, those words came out of her mouth

This bitch kept pestering me to until I told her "i just want to be friends". Then she said "okay, but first" and motioned to her lips. I'm not sure if I went in first or if she did, but we started making out.

This was my fist kiss. I was awful, but she was WORSE. She kept biting my lips, it was so violent. It just felt shitty. Then we stopped and she swore me to secrecy.

"If you tell anyone about this, I'll hurt you in ways you can't imagine"

What the fuck is that?

That's a fucking threat! This bitch is CRAZY.


Later on I was in my alley way, and she comes up to me, informing me about Pukey (who luckily did his business outside), and she's real close and I'm like "okay...are we gonna do this?" and she goes "do what?" and I said "come on Sara", and we did it again.

This time I got a fat boner and put my arms around her. It felt great. Then she pulled away and left.


What's my point? My point is she HUSTLED me. I have never felt so robbed, by anyone. Really, it was like she stripped me of my happiness. I've been moody all day, I have no energy to do anything.


Well fuck her. I don't need a vampire bitch with crazy drama attached to her. If I have to wait till college before I have sex, so be it. I don't want it with Sara.