Eventful Saturday

I walked from Forrest Hill Station with Hero and went to our friend's house. Well, he's not really my friend as much, but he's an ally. I don't hate him.

Chilled there for a minute, I smoked a quality cigar dipped in cognac and sipped my whiskey. Then I walked from his house (Sunset) to mine (Noe Valley).

Later that night I met up with Hero and "Duff", on our way to Will's house. I'm leaving Will's real name unchanged because he's a fool and no other name is appropriate for him. Good guy, he is.

Will had a good amount of people over, although it was a little too congested. Duff and I ran into an old middle school friend and talked about old times. We laughed at him and his funny black antics.


Then I got a call from my friend Chale, who was at a party not far from here. Michael texted me and said he was really drunk, so I knew we had to go.

So we initially walked, then bused, then walked some more. Along the way I told Hero and Duff about how Mam sucked Sam's dick, a lot. I swore them to secrecy, because nobody knows about it, and Mam is really nice and I don't want to hurt her rep. I mean she's basically blow job betty.

Anyway, we get to this second party, Mam picks us up and drives us there. The party was crackin, only because I knew everyone there, I was drunk, and there was HELLA loud music. Shit fucking blew out my ears. Maybe my ears are just pussies.


It was a very "yeah-yeah-highschool-havin-fun" kind of experience. I didn't get my dick sucked. I kissed a girl though, but on the cheek, and it was NOT a serious kiss.


But I had fun, I love everyone in my grade (minus like 10 people) and I'd love to finish off this year with a party at my house.

nothing special, just maybe 30 people, loud music, 1,000 ShamWow's ready for spills and tequilla.


I hate everyone (It's kind of my thing now)