I don't like saying pwned. It's annoying. But it's fine cause I'm not saying it out loud, I'm just writing it here. This is the ONLY word to describe my victory today, so I'm going to use it with pride.
So this underclassmen thinks he's the shit, and tries to act cool. I'm not gonna lie, he can be funny at times, and he fucked this gorgeous bitch, twice. Nevertheless, Brad is an annoyance and a negative vibe in the community. And today he tried to fucking call me out.
I'm walking down the stairs w/ homies, and this kid (not Brad), bothers me in a joking way about being from the hood, even though I'm not. I don't know, don't ask.
So I wave him away. "Get out of here", jokingly, and his friend, Brad, says to me out of nowhere, "Simon, you're so creepy" and starts to walk away, with this sneer on his face like he's the shit.
Now, if you know me personally, you will admit that I'm a nice guy and I am fair: I live by the golden rule and I don't start fights. I admit that I am strange. 6'4, not very good looking, but I'm nice, and I have a sense of humor.
But if you try and cross me, for no fucking reason, and I don't even know you, then I am going to do something about it. Who wouldn't? It's about respect. I turned to him instantly and said, loudly:
"Brad, you're not sick, and you probably have a small dick..." and then turned back to my friends and walked away.
He didn't say shit!
PWNED!
I win, and it feels great. Even with the virus on my computer......
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