List of People Who I Do Not Hate

No order, except for Walken, he really is # 1


1. Christopher Walken

2. Steve Buschemi

3. John Malkovich

4. Gary Oldman

5. Tom Hanks (come on....he's the homie)

6. Bootsy Collins

7. Chris Cooper

8. Nate Dogg

9. Jean Reno (only for The Professional)

10. Kirsten Dunst (wifey)

11. Natalie Portman (mistress)

12. Dr.Dre (The one and only)

13. Kevin Kline

14. Monty Python (entire crew, except for Terry Gilliam...that guy was too weird)

15. Ricky Gervais

16. Cleavland Amory and his cat (they my niggas, r.i.p. lol)

17. The Isley Brothers (circa 1970's)

18. Curtis Mayfield

19. Isaac Hayes

20. Blythe Danner (or whatever the fuck her name is)

21. Dustin Hoffman

22. Gary Neuman (humble)

23. Ben Foster

24. Don Cheadle

25. Mickey Rourke

26. Socrates and Plato (package deal)

27. Gene Wilder

28. Michael

29. Woody Allen

30. Bernie Mac


So basically, I'd take all these people with me to an island, and we'd just chill there.

I don't know what would occur, but I'd be surrounded by people I don't hate. That would be amazing. We wouldn't need to sleep, we'd just have large discussions of all of time.

Closest thing to heaven I can imagine.