I'm 208 Pounds!

So far I've lost 9 pounds, from 217 last week to 208 this morning. And I'm still going!

I'm fucking proud of myself. Last night I went with some friends to this girl's Hotel Birthday party. We got there, the room was incredibly small, and not sick. So I drank some Southern Comfort and just let things take their course.

After an hour we left, and in my drunken urges I said "dude let's get burritos!" Well, luckily one of my friends stopped to get Pizza. Across the street was a shittier pizza place, Cybelle's, and I remembered they had salads, so I went over there and got one.

To top it off, I walked home today. I'm forming good habits!


Unfortunately, there's a deviation in my romantic plans: I talked to my friend, who we will call Sampson, because that sounds funny, and I asked him what his status was with this girl, who we will call Sally.

Apperantly Sampson was planning to hook up with Sally next weekend, and had no idea I was interested. Obviously I was crushed.

Sampson: "Aww...fuck man I didn't know you were trying to get with her."

Me: Yeah, but it's cool man, I mean, I'm gonna take her to prom....what's your longterm plans with her?

Sampson: Oh, I'm just gonna hook up, that's all. I'm not taking her to prom. I'm glad you told me now rather than later...like I'm glad we talked a little about this.

Me: yeah...

Sampson: Ay, are you hella pissed?


I wasn't pissed, more just defeated, because Sampson is one of my closest niggaz and because I really had my hearts set on this girl. But he already had his own plan, before mine.

As I left the party, he said we should talk about it later. I don't know what we can resolve, but I have some selfish assumptions about his plan.

1. Sampson is short. Very short. Like 5'3". I'm 6'4". She's probably like 5'7". He's good looking, but he's still a small fella.

2. Because of his shortness, girls tend to act like he's just a close friend. It sucks for him, but in this case it helps me. Although I'm still like a friend to her as well...

I can't just tell him not to hook up, after all, he was looking to do it before I was and he's the homie.

So now I'm just conflicted.....


Are we going to share her? Am I just being a pussy? Should I claim her? Do either of us have a chance at claiming her?


Fuck balls.

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