Kirsten Dunst is adorable (damnit....)

I rode my bike around my neighborhood on MLK day and bought a couple cheap cds. The Brand New Heavies and Dj Jazzy Jeff's The Magnificent.

And I developed a huge crush on Kirsten Dunst. I shouldn't have, her movies are awful (many of them), but I ended up watching Get Over It this weekend. The movie is cheesy, teen angst ridden and cliche....and I loved it. I don't know what did it for me, the fact that Ben Foster is hilarious or that Kirstin Dunst is just really cute (I still can't believe he's in that movie...fucking AlphaDog-shit-on-your-carpet-Ben Foster).

Either way, I shamefully watched her entire singing scene and then kept watching it repeatedly on Youtube. Unfortunately the only good quality video was with dutch subtitles. starts at :19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGI17bMF4g

Why did I not see it before? She's gorgeous. Why am I being a big pansy over a song? I guess I just love those cheesy love ballads.

Then I had fantasies about breaking into the indsutry and being her younger lover. After all, she's like 7 years my senior.

Coincidentally, my friend developed a huge crush on the female star of In Bruges, Clemence Posey. She's cute, but he's been obsessing over her like crazy. I feel his pain. It's not fair.

Idk, this movie got me bummed. I wanted my life to be like this...I need a girl like this...I'm a senior, like him, and I need a girl like this...


Then I realized how shitty Hollywood movies make you feel. I mean jesus, this is not real life. This is a bullshit "how it should be" teen movie formula that makes kids think high school is about getting the girl and that there's a cunt fuck rainbow at the end of every story.

Fuck that shit

Highschool is about getting decent grades and hating everyone and growing up in college. If you get some pussy on the side, great, but don't fucking put it in your planner. You're not gonna find true love, you're not gonna go to prom with the cheerleader and your friends won't be as funny as Colin Hanks or Sisqo.


I'm bitter because I never had that puppy love high school romance yet.

That's why i hate everyone, except for Christopher Walken and Danny Glover. I mean who can hate Danny Glover....look at that guy